function getNote() { var note = new Array(); note[0] = "acacia"; note[1] = "alfalfa"; note[2] = "allspice"; note[3] = "almond"; note[4] = "aloe vera"; note[5] = "anise"; note[6] = "apple"; note[7] = "apricot"; note[8] = "arrowroot"; note[9] = "arugula"; note[10] = "asparagus"; note[11] = "avocado"; note[12] = "bacon"; note[13] = "baker's yeast"; note[14] = "bamboo"; note[15] = "banana"; note[16] = "band-aid"; note[17] = "barnyard"; note[18] = "basil"; note[19] = "bay leaves"; note[20] = "beef jerky"; note[21] = "belladonna"; note[22] = "bilberry"; note[23] = "birch"; note[24] = "black currant"; note[25] = "black pepper"; note[26] = "blackberry"; note[27] = "blackcurrant"; note[28] = "black-eyed pea"; note[29] = "blueberry"; note[30] = "bok choy"; note[31] = "brazil nut"; note[32] = "breadfruit"; note[33] = "broccoli"; note[34] = "brussels sprout"; note[35] = "burnt match"; note[36] = "butter"; note[37] = "buttered popcorn"; note[38] = "butternut squash"; note[39] = "butterscotch"; note[40] = "cabbage"; note[41] = "cannabis"; note[42] = "caper"; note[43] = "capsicum"; note[44] = "caramel"; note[45] = "caraway"; note[46] = "cardamom"; note[47] = "carob pod"; note[48] = "cassava"; note[49] = "catnip"; note[50] = "cauliflower"; note[51] = "cayenne pepper"; note[52] = "cedar"; note[53] = "celery seed"; note[54] = "chalk"; note[55] = "cheese puffs"; note[56] = "cherry"; note[57] = "chex mix"; note[58] = "chickweed"; note[59] = "chicory"; note[60] = "chives"; note[61] = "chocolate"; note[62] = "chokeberry"; note[63] = "chokecherry"; note[64] = "chrysanthemum"; note[65] = "cinnamon"; note[66] = "clove"; note[67] = "clover"; note[68] = "cocoa"; note[69] = "coconut"; note[70] = "coffee"; note[71] = "coltsfoot"; note[72] = "comfrey"; note[73] = "coriander"; note[74] = "corn chip"; note[75] = "corn nuts"; note[76] = "cranberry"; note[77] = "creme brulee"; note[78] = "cucumber"; note[79] = "cumin"; note[80] = "currant"; note[81] = "curry"; note[82] = "cut grass"; note[83] = "cut hay"; note[84] = "daikon"; note[85] = "dandelion"; note[86] = "demulcent"; note[87] = "diesel"; note[88] = "dill"; note[89] = "dust"; note[90] = "eggplant"; note[91] = "elderberry"; note[92] = "endive"; note[93] = "eucalyptus"; note[94] = "fava bean"; note[95] = "fennel"; note[96] = "feverfew"; note[97] = "fig"; note[98] = "figwort"; note[99] = "garlic"; note[100] = "geranium"; note[101] = "ginger"; note[102] = "ginkgo biloba"; note[103] = "ginseng"; note[104] = "goat's rue"; note[105] = "golden rod"; note[106] = "gooseberry"; note[107] = "granola"; note[108] = "grapefruit"; note[109] = "green beans"; note[110] = "green onion"; note[111] = "green pepper"; note[112] = "green tea"; note[113] = "guava"; note[114] = "gypsywort"; note[115] = "hawthorn"; note[116] = "hay"; note[117] = "hemp"; note[118] = "hibiscus"; note[119] = "holly"; note[120] = "honey"; note[121] = "honeydew melon"; note[122] = "honeysuckle"; note[123] = "hops"; note[124] = "horse"; note[125] = "horseradish"; note[126] = "huckleberry"; note[127] = "hummus"; note[128] = "iceberg lettuce"; note[129] = "jasmine"; note[130] = "juniper"; note[131] = "kale"; note[132] = "kerosene"; note[133] = "ketchup"; note[134] = "kiwifruit"; note[135] = "kohlrabi"; note[136] = "kumquat"; note[137] = "leafy"; note[138] = "leather"; note[139] = "leek"; note[140] = "lemon"; note[141] = "lemongrass"; note[142] = "lentil"; note[143] = "lima bean"; note[144] = "lime"; note[145] = "linden"; note[146] = "lingonberry"; note[147] = "linseed"; note[148] = "liquorice"; note[149] = "loganberry"; note[150] = "lychee"; note[151] = "mango"; note[152] = "marjoram"; note[153] = "marshmallow"; note[154] = "melon"; note[155] = "menthol"; note[156] = "mercaptain"; note[157] = "milkshake"; note[158] = "molasses"; note[159] = "moldy cork"; note[160] = "mouse"; note[161] = "mulberry"; note[162] = "muscat"; note[163] = "mushroom"; note[164] = "musk"; note[165] = "mustard seed"; note[166] = "nacho"; note[167] = "nutmeg"; note[168] = "okra"; note[169] = "onion ring"; note[170] = "orange"; note[171] = "orange blossom"; note[172] = "orange gummi bear"; note[173] = "paprika"; note[174] = "parsley"; note[175] = "parsnip"; note[176] = "passion fruit"; note[177] = "patchouli"; note[178] = "pawpaw"; note[179] = "peach"; note[180] = "pear"; note[181] = "pepper"; note[182] = "persimmon"; note[183] = "pickle relish"; note[184] = "pine"; note[185] = "pine nut"; note[186] = "pineapple"; note[187] = "pistachio"; note[188] = "plantain"; note[189] = "plastic"; note[190] = "plum"; note[191] = "pomegranate"; note[192] = "poppy seed"; note[193] = "pork rind"; note[194] = "pot roast"; note[195] = "potato chip"; note[196] = "pretzel"; note[197] = "prickly pear"; note[198] = "prune"; note[199] = "psyllium"; note[200] = "pumpkin"; note[201] = "pumpkin seeds"; note[202] = "quince"; note[203] = "radish"; note[204] = "raisin"; note[205] = "raspberry"; note[206] = "redcurrant"; note[207] = "rhubarb"; note[208] = "rice krispie treats"; note[209] = "road apple"; note[210] = "road tar"; note[211] = "roasted almond"; note[212] = "roasted hazelnut"; note[213] = "rose"; note[214] = "rosehips"; note[215] = "rosemary"; note[216] = "rubber"; note[217] = "rutabaga"; note[218] = "safflower"; note[219] = "saffron"; note[220] = "sage"; note[221] = "salvia"; note[222] = "sassafras"; note[223] = "sauerkraut"; note[224] = "sesame seed"; note[225] = "shallot"; note[226] = "siberian chaga"; note[227] = "skunk"; note[228] = "sloe berries"; note[229] = "smoke"; note[230] = "s'mores"; note[231] = "soy sauce"; note[232] = "soybean"; note[233] = "spearmint snuff"; note[234] = "spicy oak"; note[235] = "spinach"; note[236] = "st john's wort"; note[237] = "steel"; note[238] = "strawberry"; note[239] = "strawberry jam"; note[240] = "string cheese"; note[241] = "sumac"; note[242] = "sunflower seeds"; note[243] = "sweat"; note[244] = "swedish fish"; note[245] = "sweetcorn"; note[246] = "swiss chard"; note[247] = "tamarind"; note[248] = "tangerine"; note[249] = "thimbleberry"; note[250] = "thyme"; note[251] = "toasted oak"; note[252] = "toaster pastries"; note[253] = "tobacco leaves"; note[254] = "tootsie roll"; note[255] = "truffle"; note[256] = "tuna salad"; note[257] = "turnip"; note[258] = "vanilla"; note[259] = "venison"; note[260] = "violet"; note[261] = "walnut"; note[262] = "wasabi"; note[263] = "water chestnut"; note[264] = "watercress"; note[265] = "watermelon"; note[266] = "wet dog"; note[267] = "white melon"; note[268] = "white pepper"; note[269] = "whole wheat toast"; note[270] = "wild mushrooms"; note[271] = "wintergreen tic tacs"; note[272] = "witch hazel"; note[273] = "wormwood"; note[274] = "yam"; note[275] = "yeast"; note[276] = "yogurt"; note[277] = "yohimbe"; note[278] = "zucchini"; note[279] = "cassis"; note[280] = "dried flowers"; var ran = Math.round(Math.random()*(note.length-1)); var notegen = note[ran]; return notegen } function getOpening() { var opening = new Array(); opening[0] = "The acidity is refreshing but not overly tart, and the balance of structure to fruit is excellent."; opening[1] = "This is a simple but very, very tasty wine that delivers lots of pure fruit flavor without a lot of extraneous bells and whistles."; opening[2] = "Any influence from oak is virtually indiscernible, making this a very promising partner for a wide array of fish or chicken dishes."; opening[3] = "Bright and fresh as befits a crisp wine but still generously ripe, it hits just the right balance point between structure and softness to permit stand-alone sipping or pleasing paring with a wide range of moderately robust foods."; opening[4] = "It's fairly full-bodied, very round and very smooth in texture, with a medium amount of tannin that is far outweighed by the rich texture."; opening[5] = "Aromas and flavors are typically Mediterranean, suggesting ripe, almost baked dark fruits, earthiness and herbal nuances."; opening[6] = "Soft and rounded in texture, with very ripe, tender tannins in the classic mold, this is a lovely wine made with impressive skill and taste."; opening[7] = "This is a seriously delicious wine that succeeds by packing a lot of flavor and complexity onto a medium-bodied platform."; opening[8] = "The fruit is free from the excessively overt sweetness that unmasks many wines of this type."; opening[9] = "The texture is so pleasing that the wine is hard not to like."; opening[10] = "In the glass, this wine opens up beautifully to offer rich, dense and intensely flavored qualities."; opening[11] = "This full bodied wine fills the mouth with an abundance of fruit and spice flavors and displays soft, silky tannins."; opening[12] = "A diversity several soil types, sun exposures and vine age creates a sinfully complex vintage."; opening[13] = "In the glass, this wine opens up beautifully to offer rich, dense and intensely flavored qualities."; opening[14] = "This is a solid, even gutsy vintage with a dense, chewy core, excellent structure, depth and persistence."; opening[15] = "A rich purple-violet hue, the wine shows a rich, deep fruit concentration and jamminess."; opening[16] = "Plush tannins and dense flavors are balanced with amazing richness and toasty oak."; opening[17] = "On the palate, bright flavors and aromas are carried by a powerful structure and well-balanced acidity."; var ran = Math.round(Math.random()*(opening.length-1)); var openinggen = opening[ran]; return openinggen } function getMiddle() { var middle = new Array(); middle[0] = "This wine is crisp and refreshing but also deeply flavorful, featuring fruit notes recalling ~ and ~, with a shot of ~ enlivening the bright finish."; middle[1] = "Very fresh and clean but still with notable depth of flavor and palate weight, this wine shows notes of ~ and ~, with nice accents of ~ and ~."; middle[2] = "The lead fruit notes are ~ and ~ with a healthy dose of ~ lending complexity and backbone, but still leaving space on the stage for nice little nuances of ~, ~, and ~."; middle[3] = "This wine shows very nice character, with notes of ~ and ripe ~, backed by accents of ~, ~ and ~."; middle[4] = "Notes of ~ and ~ are vivid and fresh, with crisp citric edge that freshens and lifts the rich, ripe fruit."; middle[5] = "Very nicely balanced and very broadly useful, this wine shows interesting notes suggesting both ~ and ~."; middle[6] = "There is a juiciness to the wine as well as a hint of ~ and ~."; middle[7] = "Notes of ~ lead the way on both the nose and palate, with just a little ~ as a sidelight."; middle[8] = "This wine is light and admirably delicate, with real character from fresh, bright notes of ~ and with nice little sidelights of ~ and ~."; middle[9] = "A dense color leads to forward ripe ~ aromas, with traces of ~."; middle[10] = "The deep, tactile fruity flavors have hints of ~ and ~."; middle[11] = "The merits of this wine are quite clear: expressive but nuanced aromas and flavors of ~ and ~ with lovely, subtle accents of ~ and ~."; middle[12] = "This wine is soft and succulent in feel and flavor, with notes of ~ and ~ remaining in the forefront thanks to mercifully subtle use of oak."; middle[13] = "Aromas of ~ contrasted with ~, ~ and a hint of ~ reveal that this is a wine to capture the imagination."; middle[14] = "There are complex aromas of ~, ~, ~ and ~."; middle[15] = "On the mid-palate, the ~ and ~ flavors from the new oak and the rich, dense ~ characters of fully mature fruit make this wine shine."; middle[16] = "Rich ~, ~ and ~ flavors persist through the finish, highlighting the dense and complex character of this vintage."; middle[17] = "In the nose, there are nuances of ~ and nicely-integrated ~ with a background of ~ and ~."; middle[18] = "Enticing ~ and ~ character with ~ and ~ nuances with supple tannins, silky texture and a smooth lingering finish."; middle[19] = "A lovely ruby red in color, this wine offers deep, fragrant aromas of ~, ~, ~ and ~."; middle[20] = "This wine is soft yet lively on the palate, with rich flavors of ~ and ~ enhanced by a touch of ~."; middle[21] = "Aromas of ~ and ~ pervade, with a hint of ~ incorporated in the nose."; middle[22] = "Tight and focused on the palate with layers of ~, ~ and ~ balanced by fresh acidity."; middle[23] = "There are complex aromas of ~, ~, ~ and ~."; middle[24] = "On the mid-palate, the ~ and ~ flavors from the new oak make this wine shine."; middle[25] = "Notes of ~, ~ and ~ flavors persist through the finish, highlighting the dense and complex character of this vintage."; var ran = Math.round(Math.random()*(middle.length-1)); var middlegen = middle[ran]; return middlegen } function getEnding() { var ending = new Array(); ending[0] = "It finishes with excellent acidity that is very well integrated with the fruit."; ending[1] = "This is a delicious wine that will work beautifully with a range of foods, from white meat turkey to ham to meaty or mushroomy party hors d'oeuvres."; ending[2] = "It's a dry, nearly full-bodied wine with pronounced fruity flavor, and soft texture cut through by a medium amount of fine-grained tannin."; ending[3] = "Sipped without much thought, it's fruity and flavorful enough to please guests who don't drink wine often."; ending[4] = "This wine is slightly less fine only because it is short across the palate - it's very up-front, you might say, and lacks the length that a better wine would have."; ending[5] = "This wine shows impressively deep color and flavor for a bottle priced at this level, and the ripe flavors are true to the place but also sufficiently reserved and serious to display a fidelity to this noble grape."; ending[6] = "Tasty and stylish, this is a winner at a great price."; ending[7] = "This wine is very well made, and a real contender at this price, with none of the chunky, candied obviousness that separates winners from the losers in this range."; ending[8] = "There's really no question that this is a sophisticated wine, but it is a very welcome experience to have sophistication whispered rather than screamed."; ending[9] = "This wine has a liqueur-like aspect to its flavor intensity, sweet tannin, and a long, velvety-textured, juicy finish."; ending[10] = "Very fruitful entry, crisp, with a long finish, this wine promises a long life of enjoyment."; ending[11] = "This is a rich, complex wine balanced with good acidity, making it a fine accompaniment for a wide variety of dishes."; ending[12] = "This would be exquisite paired with richer pastas, wild mushroom risotto, grilled salmon and herb-crusted pork tenderloin."; ending[13] = "A well-balanced acidity accentuates the fine tannins which carry through to the long finish."; ending[14] = "The wine is bright and clear with a long full textured finish."; ending[15] = "The lingering finish goes on and on."; ending[16] = "With its dark, saturated purple color, the this wine roars with powerful aromas and flavors."; var ran = Math.round(Math.random()*(ending.length-1)); var endinggen = ending[ran]; return endinggen } function generate() { var divcontent = (getOpening()); var myStr = getMiddle(); var i=0 for (i=myStr.indexOf('~',i);i<=myStr.lastIndexOf('~');i++) { if(i=myStr.lastIndexOf('~')) { myStr = myStr.replace("~",getNote()); } } divcontent = divcontent + (" " + myStr); divcontent = divcontent + (" " + getEnding()); divcontent = divcontent + ("
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